someone SWIRCHED ALL THE KEYS O THIS KEYBOARD
dibbydibs asked: -uhhhh msparp?-
dibbydibs asked: -no but niggie can u get on gmail or what-
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
buttspectre: why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween when u can be this
The first day of the school year: I will study and be a good student this year!
five minutes later: (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
breadboxes: speaking as a white person we’re terrible people like 90% of the time i’m sorry
dibbydibs asked: -niggie im gonna slap u with my dick-
dibbydibs asked: -hey buttlicker-
lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: how to be trendy and cool: learn how to do a headstand fly to antarctica do a headstand in antarctica you are now wearing the world as your hat. pretty cool huh
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
deoxys-rayquaza: I’m only following 14 blogs so reblog this if you post: Games: Dark Souls Elder Scrolls Fallout Bioshock Silent Hill Metal Gear Solid Kingdom Hearts The Sims Okami Shadow of the Colossus Persona Terraria OFF Legend of Zelda Other: Homestuck Marvel or DC Comics related Crazy SJW bullshit and I’ll follow you.
internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
textpoops: hitlervevo: textpoops: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead Actually no you can’t because you’re dead please do not spread lies to the relatively easily deceived tumblr community STOP I MEANT TO TYPE ‘DEAF’ What I can’t hear you
facebooksexism: run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for Um,...
stevebrule: do she got the booty? she dooooooooooo
imagineyouricon: Imagine what your icon’s sex noises would sound like.
superlockthetardis: can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird
my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
tiny-airman: no youre
brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
paradisekissmyass: “You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you” “You’re a lesbian because you scared of men” “you’re gay because you were too close to your mum” “You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl” “You’re __ because-“